Women’s Firehouse Humor Tee | Station Rules Series

Firehouse rule #1: If you didn’t clean it… enjoy your EMS transfer paperwork.
This tee delivers peak firehouse sarcasm, made for the ones who keep the kitchen in check — or threaten to reroute careers.

Designed with a women’s cut for comfort and fit, this Station Rules Humor Tee delivers the most accurate threat ever spoken in a firehouse kitchen. With a vintage dish sink graphic and EMS mop bucket tag, it perfectly captures the petty, legendary humor that keeps crew morale alive.

Whether you’re calling out dirty dishes, stacking cups passive-aggressively, or just wearing it because you secretly are the kitchen enforcer, this one speaks fluently in station sarcasm.

Key Features

• Women’s tapered fit — comfortable, not boxy, built for all-day station wear

• Soft ringspun cotton feel — holds up through work, wash, and kitchen duty battles

• Vintage humor graphic — worn-ink style for true firehouse morale aesthetic

• Perfect for shift gift drops, crew banter, and passive-aggressive dish reminders

• Part of the Firehouse Station Rules Series — humor built from real bay talk

For the ones who enforce the real rules of the firehouse — this is your uniform.
Keep the kitchen clean… or EMS will be expecting you.

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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