Pronounce & Bounce Tee – Men’s EMS Humor Shirt

Shoots. Bye.
For the Medics Who’ve Seen It All—and Said Less.

Inspired by those unforgettable DNR calls and the dark humor that keeps us sane, the Pronounce & Bounce tee captures the no-nonsense energy of real EMS work. Whether you're walking away from a scene or just trying to survive another shift, this shirt says it all—without saying much.

Key Features:

• Athletic men’s fit for an everyday tactical or casual look

• Bold, full-front cartoon graphic designed for EMS pros

• Soft cotton-poly blend for comfort during long shifts or longer stories

• Durable print that holds up through wash after wash

• Available in multiple colorways so you can match your mood (or sarcasm)

• A must-have for your EMS humor collection

From CPR to DNR to GTFO—this shirt is your unofficial uniform for the moments that are just a little too real.

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