EMS Black Rideshare Tee – Men’s

Your Favorite Nonexistent App. Your New Favorite Shirt.
Satire That Hits Harder Than Narcan.

Inspired by real calls and unreal expectations, the EMS Black Rideshare tee pokes fun at the modern mindset that treats 911 like Uber—only faster and with better reviews. Whether you’re posting up at a street corner or your rig’s cooling down from a hot call, this shirt keeps you cool while delivering that sharp EMS wit.

Key Features:

• Premium unisex fit for all-day comfort

• Available in multiple colors to match your shift rotation

• Soft, breathable cotton/poly blend

• Bold parody “App Store” graphic with 5-star sarcasm

• Tag-free neckline for smooth wear

• Durable print won’t fade under stress (unlike your patients)

"Got Narcan in 4 minutes. Would crash again." If you’ve ever rolled your eyes reading a dispatch, this shirt was made for you.

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