EMS Black Rideshare Tee – Men’s

Your Favorite Nonexistent App. Your New Favorite Shirt.
Satire That Hits Harder Than Narcan.

Inspired by real calls and unreal expectations, the EMS Black Rideshare tee pokes fun at the modern mindset that treats 911 like Uber—only faster and with better reviews. Whether you’re posting up at a street corner or your rig’s cooling down from a hot call, this shirt keeps you cool while delivering that sharp EMS wit.

Key Features:

• Premium unisex fit for all-day comfort

• Available in multiple colors to match your shift rotation

• Soft, breathable cotton/poly blend

• Bold parody “App Store” graphic with 5-star sarcasm

• Tag-free neckline for smooth wear

• Durable print won’t fade under stress (unlike your patients)

"Got Narcan in 4 minutes. Would crash again." If you’ve ever rolled your eyes reading a dispatch, this shirt was made for you.

Size guide

Thank you for shopping with CBlue Apparel! We custom-make every product just for you — here’s what to expect when it comes to shipping, processing, and returns.

📦 Order Processing & Fulfillment

• Made to Order: Every item is printed and fulfilled after you place your order — we don’t hold inventory.

• Fulfillment Times:

  • Apparel & Accessories: 2–5 business days

  • Posters, Wall Art, Mugs, etc.: 2–7 business days

🚀 Shipping Times (After Fulfillment)

• USA: 3–4 business days

• Canada: 6–10 business days

• International: 5–20 business days

Shipping estimates do not include fulfillment time.

💳 Payment Methods & Processing

• Credit/Debit Cards: May take 1–3 business days to clear before order processing begins

• PayPal/Venmo: Instant — orders process right away

🔁 Returns & Refunds

Because every item is custom-made, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for:

• Incorrect sizing

• Buyer’s remorse

• Change of mind

Please double-check size charts and product details before ordering.

✅ Damaged or Incorrect Items

If your item arrives with a misprint, defect, shipping damage, or is incorrect, we’ve got you covered.

Please contact us within 7 days of delivery and include:

• Your order number

• A clear photo of the issue

• A brief description

We’ll respond within 3–5 business days and issue a replacement or refund at no extra cost.

⏱️ Refund Process

• Approved refunds are processed within 3–5 business days

• Refunds are issued to your original payment method

• It may take another 3–5 business days to appear in your account

📬 Return Address (If Required)

Most issues do not require a return. If a return is requested:

Printful Returns
11025 Westlake Drive
Charlotte, NC 28273
United States

⚠️ Do not send returns unless instructed — unauthorized returns may not be processed.

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